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Some Funny Posts!
#1
!~! Admit It !~!

You have at least Once made
A Little kid Cry and then made
Them Laugh so you would Not
Get in Trouble.. <!-- sWink --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><!-- sWink --> =D
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#2
Lolz, tumharey naa yehi kartoot hongey pata tha mujhey pata tha...

chal achha hai aaj admit tou kia, aaenda naa rulana kisi maasoom bachey ko <!-- sTongue --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt="Tongue" title="Razz" /><!-- sTongue -->
Dheerey Dheerey Machal Oooooo Jia beQaraar koi Aaya haiiii koi aaya haiiiii......... Nahi aaya naa koi 
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#3
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies)...
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"Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled...
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isn't she adorable?"
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Friend: "But your kid didn't smile."
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Father: "I was talking about the nurse." =P
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#4
News gossip in 2050:

1. SALMAN KHAN in dhoom22 with Katrina's grand daughter.

2. Shahid & Saif attented kareena's 8th wedding.

3.Petrol 984/litre.

4. CID completed 1 lakh episodes.

5. Nokia launches new mobile with 20 simcards, 1TB built in memory, camera, music, video player, tv, fridge, washing machine all in 1 phone.

6. Kisne kaha tha k pepsi 6500 ki kr do....

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7. Misbah not out at 6 runs frm 564258 balls ... =D
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#5
Likhy Jo Khat Tujhy
Wo Teri Yaad Me

Wo Sare Padh Liye
Papa Ne Raat Me

Sawera Jab Hua Tou
Jootey Parr Gaye

Wo Raadhe Wale Baal
Ghajni Me Badla Gaye
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#6
In School, I force My Self
Not to Look at the Clock
for a Little while so it Looks
Like more Time is Passed.. =D
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#7
socho agr btech ki ladki gali degi toh kasie degi .. <!-- sBig Grin --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" title="Very Happy" /><!-- sBig Grin -->

Saale infinite loop
Dharti par undefined symbol.
Paidaishi error,
... Virus ke bachche
Bewakoofi hard-copy,
Volatile aadmi
Bheja blank CD
Aur khana Gigabyte
Itna marungi ki dharti se Delete hokar,
yamraaj se Read hokar........
seedha narak main Display ho jayega....!!!
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#8
There are 2 Types of Studies:

1) Difficult Subjects;
Which Can't be Studied.. =/

2) Easy Subjects;
That doesn't Need to be Studied.. =$

-That is How
College Students Study.. =P
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#9
Simple IIT Question:
What is the Solution for 2+2 = ???

Options:
a) 4
b) Four
c) IV
d) 4.0

-This is the Reason Why;
Students Commit Suicide.. =$ =P
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#10
No matter
How old you are,
If a little kid hands you
a toy phone,
You pretend to answer it. . . ;->
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#11
Sitting in the theater,
Ready to watch a movie
The BAM ... !!
A human giraffe decides to
sit in front of you ... !! =P =D
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#12
yeh post samajh nahi aai,,,,,,,,,,,matlab????
Dheerey Dheerey Machal Oooooo Jia beQaraar koi Aaya haiiii koi aaya haiiiii......... Nahi aaya naa koi 
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#13
Lambay say Qad wala Banda Agli Seat Py Beth Jaey :S
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#14
During School days,
whoever comes out first from the exam hall,
People think that: "OMG ! He knows everything.." =O
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And In College whoever comes out first,
People think that: "Hahaha.. He knows Nothing.." =P
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#15
The real value of Infinity is Known;
When We open the Book on Last Night
Prior to Exam & Count how many pages
are there to be Read.. =P =/
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