Some Funny Posts!

[UmAiR]

Bhikhari, Zardari Se:
1 Rupiya De Do Baba Roti Khani Hai....
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Zardari :
1000 Rupye Dunga Pahle Ye Bata Hmari Hakomat
K Hote Hue
1 Rupye Me Roti De Kaun Raha Hai..

[UmAiR]

Pakistani April Fool Day Should Be Changed
From.. April 1st To July 26th.
Its A Asif Zardari Birthday... =P
Ab Isse Bara Mazak Kia Hoga Hamare Sath... ;->

[UmAiR]

In School Days,

Sahir Lodhi Was A Class
Monitor!!
1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him.

"How Many Students R Der In Ur Class???

He Replied:
"32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D

[UmAiR]

Santa- Doctor This Bucket Has A Hole
Can U Plz Repair It.
Dr- Stupid! Do U Knw Who I Am?
Santa- Yes I Know U R Specialist In
Plastic Surgery... =P

[UmAiR]

Bohat Afsos Ho Rha Hai
UN LARKAY LARKIYON PAY JO BICHARAY
Kambal May Chhup K MSGS kiya krtay Thay Ab kro Chhup k MSGS.?
Haayeeeeee
GARMiiiIiii... =P

[UmAiR]

Pthan Se Interview Me Pocha Gya:
K Agr 2 Mint K Liye Apko P.M Bana Dia Jaye To Ap Kia Kren Gy?
Pthan:Hum Maggi Noodles Banayga
Intrviwer:Why? Pathn:2 Mint Me To Srf Maggi Bn Skta Hai
Intrvwer:Agr 5 Saal K Lye Bna Dia Jaye?
Pathan:Hum 5 Sal K Liye P.M Nhi Bnega
Intrvwer:Why Pthan:Itna Maggi Kon Khayega? =P

[plat0nic]

"Tumhari Yaad To Aisey Aati Hai Din Raat..!!"
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Ay DOST
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"Jesey Tumne Mere Paise Dene H0n..

(',') Sun Yaar Sach
<!!> Bata Apna
// Hisaab Barabar Hai na??? <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="lol" /><!-- s:lol: -->

[UmAiR]

Boyfriend: Main Tumhe Kab Call karun???
Girlfriend: Jab Tum Chaho Tab.. <!-- s --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s -->

BF: Kal Main ne Call kiya tha..!! GF: Acha.. Par Utni jaldi nehi uthti Main.

BF: Hmm.. To Main kal 11 Baje Call Karunga ?!
GF: Nahi, tab to Papa Ghar pehonge..

BF: To 3 Baje Call Karta hoon..
GF: Nahi, tab to Lunch ka Time hoga Na..

BF: To phir 5 Baje???
GF: Nahi, Tab to favorite Serial dekh rahi Hungi..

BF: To Raat ko Call karuga..??
GF: Nahi, Raat ko sab Waapas Ghar hote Hain..

BF: To Main Aakhir Call kab karun ???
GF: Jab Tum Chaho Tab.. =P =D

[UmAiR]

" How to settle down Abroad "

For Boys : Study hard , Get good grades ,
Apply for Student visa , Wait for the call ,
Go abroad , Work hard , Get a good Job..

For Girls :
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Marry that Boy =P

[UmAiR]

DAD To Son
Dad:Son Y Do U Look So Upset?
Son:I Cant Tell U Dad
Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend
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Son:............Yar Tere Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gaye Hai <!-- s --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s -->

[UmAiR]

Why Does The Great Wall Of China Come In The 7 Wonders Of The World??
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Bcoz It's The First And Only Chinese Product Which Lasted For So Long <!-- s --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="" title="Wink" /><!-- s --> <!-- s --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s -->

[Jia420]

Lolz

[fox-for-fun]

LOLs

[UmAiR]

A failed businessman to his fat wife:

You are my only investment in life that has been doubled! ::-D

[fox-for-fun]

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be Able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullsh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.