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#31
Mom to her 9 years old

kid: lets practice maths start with addition
E.g: aliya give u 2 candies, 2 ice cream
whats ur answer?
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Kid: love u janu... Muuwwahh =D
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#32
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees
was absent, without intimation. Needing to have an urgent
problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed
the employee's home phone number and was greeted with
a child's whisper. 'Hello?

''Is your daddy home?' he asked.
'Yes,' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?' Asked boss..
The child whispered: 'No..'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult,
the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?'
'Yes''
May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered: 'No'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave
a message, the boss asked: 'Is anybody else there?'
'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman..!!'

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home,
the boss asked: 'May I speak with the policeman??'
'No, he's busy..' whispered the child.'

Busy doing what?'' asked the Boss...

'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman..'
came the whispered answer..!!

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the
background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked: 'What is that noise?'
'A helicopter' answered the whispering voice..!!

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.. Again, whispering, the child answered:
'The search team just landed a helicopter..'

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked:
'What are they searching for?? =$
'Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:
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'ME..!!' =O =P =D <!-- sWink --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><!-- sWink -->
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#33
Girl to Customer Care:
Mujhe 1 Message 32 Logo ko Bhejna hai,
Please batayein Kaise Bhejoon ??

Customer Care:
Message Kya hai Mam ??

Girl:
Hi Jaanu, I've No Balance,
Pls 100 ka Recharge karva do..!! =P =D
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#34
Dear Pakistanio

hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahah
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From "WAPDA"
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#35
News Reporter To Meera:
what is Ur Favorite Dish & Drink?
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Meera:
"Mother of Potato"
"One Leg Mango Juice"
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Reporter : Main Samjhi Nahi.!!
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Meera: Oh My God U Pendu's,
Ek to tm peoples ko English Nahi Aati,
Mene Kaha mujhe,
"Aaloo Ka Keemaa"
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#36
Agar Husband Wife k liye car ka darwaza kholay, to samajh jao0 k do hi wajah h0 sakti hen,
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#37
Son: Pappa aaj ammi itni khamosh kyun bethi hen?
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Pappa: Kuch Nahi beta, Raat ko light nahi thi tumhari ammi ne "LIPSTICK" maangi thi, mene "ELFI" dedi <!-- s:-P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":-P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:-P -->
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#38
Ek Pathan TV pe Bomb rakh kar match dekh raha tha.
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Biwi: Ye Bomb Kis k Liye Rakha hai?
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Pathan: Agar aaj Saalay haaray to po0ri team ko urha do0nga <!-- s:wink: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt=":wink:" title="Wink" /><!-- s:wink: -->
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#39
Ek Sardar ko Police ne pakra aur po0cha: tumne 50 Aadmi Q maaray?
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Sardar: Janab, main 40 ki Speed se car chala raha tha, achanak pata laga k break fail h0gaye hen,
ab mere ek taraf 2 aadmi thy or do0sri taraf baaraat, main kisay maarta?
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Police: 2 Aadmiyo0n ko, Nuqsaan kum h0ta,
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Sardar: Ji mene yehi kiya tha, per ek Aadmi ko lagi 0r do0sra Aadmi baraat ki taraf bhaaaga mene bhi Car uske peeche laga di....
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#40
Boy: I L0ve Y0u Dear..
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Girl: Different Style mein pr0p0se kar0 na,
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Boy: Apnay janazay ko dafnanay ka chance mere bcho0n ko d0 gi kia?
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#41
Mene Kaha Mohabbat me Kuch Bhi kar Sakta hun
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Woh Boli:
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Uble Hue Anday Ka 0mlet Bana ker dikhao0..
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(,")/ Hatt jao0
/) ) Zubaida Aapa
_//_ K Paas Jana Hai
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#42
4 Pathan Train k peechay Bhaag rahe thy..
2 Charh gaye,
Train me l0g0n ne kaha..
"Well d0ne"
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Pathan: Khaak Well d0ne,
Jaana t0 unhen Tha,
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#43
New Ghazal of 2012

K0i umeeed barr nahi aati,

Hukumat kahan hai, nazar nahi aati,

Chup reh kar bhai dekhliya humne,

sharam unk0 magar nahi aati,

Pehle h0ti thi ek ghanta l0adshedding,

Ab saara din light ghar me nahi aati,

Cheeeni thi rs.20 ki kil0 j0 kabhi,

Ab to 20 ki ek pao0 bhi nahi aati,

Aa jata hai Bilawal har r0z Pakistan,

0r bakhtawar Eid par bhi nahi aati,

BINI ko maray hue t0 guzar gaya Zamana,

"GHALIB"

Magar ZARDARI k0 "M0UT" Kyo0o0o0o0o0on Nahi Aaatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <!-- s:mad: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/mad.gif" alt=":mad:" title="mad" /><!-- s:mad: -->
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#44
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great of par late ho <!-- sTongue --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt="Tongue" title="Razz" /><!-- sTongue -->
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#45
Modern Lines After Break-Up:

Boy To Girl -
Kaha Chal Di, Kaha Chal Di,
Pyar Ki Pungi Baja Kar?
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Girl -
Chodd Chaad Ke Apne Salim Ki
Gali Anarkali Disco Chali <!-- s:-P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":-P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:-P -->
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