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Some Funny Posts!
#16
A Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se
Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se
Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se
Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se
Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se
Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se
Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se
Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se
Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se
Warna Setting To Hai Sharmeen Se
You Live Only Twice, So Utilize It Carefully
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#17
lolx
اپنی خرابیوں کا ہے مختصر فسانہ
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#18
!~! Law Of Equality !~!

Time Taken by a Wife When She says:
"I'll get ready in 15 minutes" Equals to the
Time taken by a Husband When he says:
"I'll be home in 15 Minutes.." \m/ =D
اپنی خرابیوں کا ہے مختصر فسانہ
اقوال عارفانہ اعمال احمقانہ
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#19
Girl: Which Computer do you have??

Boy: I have a DELL Computer with
Intel Core i7 Processor at 3.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit... 8Gb RAM
& Nvidia GTX 560 graphics Card !! =)

And which Computer do YOU have??

Girl: A PINK ONE..!! =$ =P =D
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#20
I did, What About You? =D
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#21
IPhone 5... in the rememberence of steve uncle =D
اپنی خرابیوں کا ہے مختصر فسانہ
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#22
Admit it <!-- sSmile --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" /><!-- sSmile --> <!-- sTongue --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt="Tongue" title="Razz" /><!-- sTongue -->
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#23
i would like to
Apologize to
anyone i have
not offended...
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Please be patient
i will get you shortly =P
اپنی خرابیوں کا ہے مختصر فسانہ
اقوال عارفانہ اعمال احمقانہ
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#24
3 most difficult things to do in the world

1. You cant count ur hair
2. You cant wash ur eyes with soap
3. You cant breath when ur tongue is out
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NOW PLEASE SHARE THIS AND PUT YOUR TONGUE BACK INSIDE =D
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#25
!~! Admit It !~!

At least Once in Our Life...
We hav all tried to Balance
The Light Switch Between
'On & Off' Position.. <!-- sWink --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><!-- sWink --> =D ♥
اپنی خرابیوں کا ہے مختصر فسانہ
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#26
Lolz I admit it <!-- sBig Grin --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" title="Very Happy" /><!-- sBig Grin -->

I did it many times ahahaha
Dheerey Dheerey Machal Oooooo Jia beQaraar koi Aaya haiiii koi aaya haiiiii......... Nahi aaya naa koi 
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#27
-WHAT AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:

1. Chinese have nothing better to do than
teaching or practice Kung Fu.. =D

2. More than 50% of U.S. population
are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.. =|

3. The purpose of school system of U.S.
is to promote basketball.. <!-- sWink --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><!-- sWink --> =P

4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.. =$

5. U.S. is a place where you can meet
all mythical creatures like werewolves and vampires.. =/

-WHAT INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US:

1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.. =$

2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry,
whichever wire you cut you"always choose the right.. =P

3. A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten up;
but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound.. <!-- sWink --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><!-- sWink -->

4. A detective can solve a case only
when he is suspended from duty.. =/ =$

5. If you decide to start dancing on the street,
everyone you meet will know the steps... =/ =P
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#28
One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient
arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him:
"OK.. Tell me what happened to Ur back??"

The patient Replies:
"You know that I work for a local night club?
This morning I got home to my apartment early
and heard a Noise in my bedroom.. On entering;
I knew someone had been with my Wife and the
Balcony Door was open.. =/ I rushed out the
balcony door and did not find anyone..!!! =$
As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man
running out and he was dressing himself..!!
I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,
That's how I strained my back..!!" =|

The Second patient arrives looking
as if he has been in a car Wreck..!! The doctor Asks:
"My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible..
What the hell happened to you??"

He replied: "You know I have been unemployed
for a while now.. Today was the first day at my new Job,
I forgot to set my alarm and was running late.. I was running
out of the building, getting Dressed at the same time,
and you won't believe it.. but I was hit by a fridge.. =/ =O

Now the 3rd patient arrives; he looks even Worse than the
other two patients do.. The doctor is shocked.. Again asks:
"What the hell happened to you??" =$

He Replies:
"Well I was sitting in a fridge
& Someone threw it from the 3rd floor.." =/ =P =D
اپنی خرابیوں کا ہے مختصر فسانہ
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#29
Lolz isey kehtey hain "karey koi bharey koi" <!-- sTongue --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt="Tongue" title="Razz" /><!-- sTongue -->
Dheerey Dheerey Machal Oooooo Jia beQaraar koi Aaya haiiii koi aaya haiiiii......... Nahi aaya naa koi 
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#30
Bechara fridge wala <!-- sTongue --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt="Tongue" title="Razz" /><!-- sTongue -->
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