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Some Funny Posts! - UmAiR - 03-08-2012

!~! Admit It !~!

You have at least Once made
A Little kid Cry and then made
Them Laugh so you would Not
Get in Trouble.. <!-- sWink --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><!-- sWink --> =D


Re: Some Funny Posts! - Jia420 - 03-08-2012

Lolz, tumharey naa yehi kartoot hongey pata tha mujhey pata tha...

chal achha hai aaj admit tou kia, aaenda naa rulana kisi maasoom bachey ko <!-- sTongue --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt="Tongue" title="Razz" /><!-- sTongue -->


Re: Some Funny Posts! - UmAiR - 03-10-2012

Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies)...
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"Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled...
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isn't she adorable?"
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Friend: "But your kid didn't smile."
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Father: "I was talking about the nurse." =P


Re: Some Funny Posts! - UmAiR - 03-12-2012

News gossip in 2050:

1. SALMAN KHAN in dhoom22 with Katrina's grand daughter.

2. Shahid & Saif attented kareena's 8th wedding.

3.Petrol 984/litre.

4. CID completed 1 lakh episodes.

5. Nokia launches new mobile with 20 simcards, 1TB built in memory, camera, music, video player, tv, fridge, washing machine all in 1 phone.

6. Kisne kaha tha k pepsi 6500 ki kr do....

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7. Misbah not out at 6 runs frm 564258 balls ... =D


Re: Some Funny Posts! - UmAiR - 03-12-2012

Likhy Jo Khat Tujhy
Wo Teri Yaad Me

Wo Sare Padh Liye
Papa Ne Raat Me

Sawera Jab Hua Tou
Jootey Parr Gaye

Wo Raadhe Wale Baal
Ghajni Me Badla Gaye


Re: Some Funny Posts! - UmAiR - 03-12-2012

In School, I force My Self
Not to Look at the Clock
for a Little while so it Looks
Like more Time is Passed.. =D


Re: Some Funny Posts! - UmAiR - 03-12-2012

socho agr btech ki ladki gali degi toh kasie degi .. <!-- sBig Grin --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" title="Very Happy" /><!-- sBig Grin -->

Saale infinite loop
Dharti par undefined symbol.
Paidaishi error,
... Virus ke bachche
Bewakoofi hard-copy,
Volatile aadmi
Bheja blank CD
Aur khana Gigabyte
Itna marungi ki dharti se Delete hokar,
yamraaj se Read hokar........
seedha narak main Display ho jayega....!!!


Re: Some Funny Posts! - UmAiR - 03-12-2012

There are 2 Types of Studies:

1) Difficult Subjects;
Which Can't be Studied.. =/

2) Easy Subjects;
That doesn't Need to be Studied.. =$

-That is How
College Students Study.. =P


Re: Some Funny Posts! - UmAiR - 03-12-2012

Simple IIT Question:
What is the Solution for 2+2 = ???

Options:
a) 4
b) Four
c) IV
d) 4.0

-This is the Reason Why;
Students Commit Suicide.. =$ =P


Re: Some Funny Posts! - UmAiR - 03-13-2012

No matter
How old you are,
If a little kid hands you
a toy phone,
You pretend to answer it. . . ;->


Re: Some Funny Posts! - UmAiR - 03-13-2012

Sitting in the theater,
Ready to watch a movie
The BAM ... !!
A human giraffe decides to
sit in front of you ... !! =P =D


Re: Some Funny Posts! - Jia420 - 03-13-2012

yeh post samajh nahi aai,,,,,,,,,,,matlab????


Re: Some Funny Posts! - UmAiR - 03-13-2012

Lambay say Qad wala Banda Agli Seat Py Beth Jaey :S


Re: Some Funny Posts! - UmAiR - 03-14-2012

During School days,
whoever comes out first from the exam hall,
People think that: "OMG ! He knows everything.." =O
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And In College whoever comes out first,
People think that: "Hahaha.. He knows Nothing.." =P


Re: Some Funny Posts! - UmAiR - 03-14-2012

The real value of Infinity is Known;
When We open the Book on Last Night
Prior to Exam & Count how many pages
are there to be Read.. =P =/